Hi! My name is Emma, I will be your canine flight attendant for today’s review of Pups With Altitude Gourmet Peanut Butter Cookies! Pups With Altitude recently took to the air and asked me to run a test on their flight operations while posing as a canine flight attendant. Welcome on board!
While I am here to inform you of the wonderful taste of these peanut butter cookies, I am also here to inform you about the background of the cookies. I ask that you please follow along with me as I demonstrate some of the features of these yummy cookies.
Please take note that the cookies emit a strong tasty odor through the adorable packaging. Be careful not to let the pleasant smells distract you from what you are supposed to be doing. If your pet parent calls you, stop sniffing immediately and follow the command. Most likely, you will be rewarded with one of the cookies.
In preparation for eating your cookies, make sure and fasten your seat belt. These gourmet cookies may cause you to go wild – the seat belt will hold you back. Always have a nice bowl of water available to help you enjoy the cookies. Water cleanses a dog’s palate, and will not discolor your fur if we hit any unexpected rough air. Always be sure to eat your own cookie first before sharing cookies with others or there may be none left.
- Rolled Oats
- Peanut Butter
Orders are carefully packed and shipped with the USPS. As turbulence cannot always be forecast, some of your planes may arrive with minor damage to the wings, nose, or tail, however this damage will not change the taste in any way.
I now invite you to sit back, relax, order up, and enjoy a bag of these awesome Paws with Altitude Gourmet Cookies. Order them now and have them at your door in just a couple of days in freshly baked condition! My sisters and I highly recommend this product. They smell and taste so good, Mom has had to lock them in a cupboard to keep us from stealing them.
A special thank you to my mom for loaning me her original Northwest Orient Flight attendant uniform, wings and union pin. Hard to believe we wear the same size clothing! I am thankful I did not know her when she was wearing this uniform, as what kind of a nut would run around the world in a bright red polyester suit? That would have been real embarrassing!
Disclaimer: I did not receive any monetary compensation for this review. This product was given to me for free to review. The opinions in this review are my own and my dog’s and have not been influenced by any outsider. I will not receive any additional benefits for talking about the product or company.
These cookies are real tasty and it is Tuesday, so naturally I am joining the Tasty Tuesday blog hop sponsored by Kol’s Notes and Sugar the Golden Retriever. If you are looking for tasty ideas, take a look at what other dogs are baking and eating!