If you follow me at all, you know I have a crazy cat bro named Bert. Bert can’t have cat toys because he eats them, yes, he eats them. Sometimes Mom feels sorry for him because he loves toys and can’t have any. Christmas was no exception. Mom went to the store to get something for my sisters and I and came home with a Yeowwwy! Catnip Banana for $7.99. I couldn’t believe it because I knew Bert would kill it! What a waste of money!
I said Mom, you have to return it. That is a lot of money for a toy I know Bert will kill in no time, but she insisted it was durable and he would love it. I was thinking we could get a bag of nice treats for that same money and they would last longer than this banana!
Of course, I was right…look at what he did to the banana in under five minutes! He gnaws on it like a dog with a bully stick! It started with teeth punctures, moved on to a little hole, and then the entire end was open! Geez!
Mom filmed most of the initial six minutes with her phone. Since that is rather long for a video, we edited it a bit showing first how he loves it and plays with it, and then we put it in fast forward so you can see how he just goes to town to kill it by chewing off the end. Next time I hope she either saves the money or spends it on something worthwhile! Since it is ruined, Mom just took the catnip out and put it in the catnip jar for future nip sessions. Bert is in charge of the Monday Mischief today!