Today, I am going to delve inside the mind of a naughty dog, namely, my little sister, Bailie. Bailie was really a great puppy, but shortly after she turned a year old, she started down the wrong path towards being a naughty dog. I thought it might be interesting to really get into her mind and see what makes her be such a naughty dog at times. Bailie was a bit unsure about the whole thing, but I told her it would all be fine. Let’s get to the interview, shall we?
Emma: So Bailie, are you aware that you are a naughty dog these days.
Bailie: Oh yes, I know, but that’s okay. I don’t mind that title. You and Katie are so well behaved, someone has to spice things up around the house. Big yawn…
Emma: Do you miss your daytime bed? You know after you pretty much destroyed it, Mom threw it out and said she wasn’t getting you a new one until you stop ruining things.
Bailie: I know she threw it out. There was barely any stuffing left anyway. I can still squeeze into the little puppy bed if I want a bed, so not a big deal.
Emma: Let’s talk about your latest naughty act that you committed on a walk with me and Mom. Grr…
Emma: Do you know how dangerous that was? Had you not puked it out almost five days later, it could have gotten stuck and you would have needed surgery. Yes, surgery! Woof, woof…
Bailie: I know. Mom told me all that in her panic after I swallowed it when she came home and called the vet. I have a pretty tough tummy, you know. I kept it in my belly until I was good and ready to just throw it up.
Bailie: Geez Emma, relax. Everything worked out fine and I didn’t get to swallow it again. I don’t eat or chew on your stuff…well, usually I don’t, so why all the worries. Big sigh…
Emma: Now you have to be kenneled a lot of the times when Mom is not home and you can’t stand that. Don’t you see that if you are a good girl, you can hang out with Katie and I instead of being locked up in your kennel?
Bailie: I know. One of these days I will behave. You know I am the youngest of all the furs, Sophie is five years older than me and she is the closest. I just need someone to play around with me when I get bored, but since none of you guys want to, I decide to just destroy some stuff.
Emma: Don’t you want to be treated like a “big” dog and not a baby?
Bailie: I think I will always be treated like a baby no matter what. Don’t you hear what Mom is always calling me? Baby Bails, Baby Bailie, or Baby Dog. She likes me to be her puppy that never grows up, so why change? Thumps tail…
Emma: You are pretty immature, but I think your cuteness saves your furry behind most of the time. Do you have any regrets about your behavior?
Bailie: I don’t really have any regrets. I’m just having lots of fun, and fun is my focus. One day I will have to grow up, so for now I’m just having a good time. Besides that, what would you post about on Mondays if you didn’t have all my mischief?
brother sister! I think it may be hopeless with you! Thanks for chatting with me, and please, just try to knock off some of your naughtiness!