Ahoy me hearties! It’s talk like a pirate day today! I’m more of a landlubber pirate, so I don’t mind being marooned right here. Trying to get around on sea legs isn’t for me. I can keep an eye on the ship as the lookout with my spyglass any time.
Yo ho ho! I hear the crew is weighing anchor and hoisting the mizzen! Hope they don’t forget to load the coffer with the doubloons. They are pulling up the gangplank and I am staying here. The ship appears to be a real clipper and the scallywags have a fire in the hole.
This lass is going to take a caulk for now. Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day – Ahoy me hearties!